tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17000573727678862342024-03-14T11:34:57.693+05:30Fooled By Randomness!The Cosmopolitan World of Intellectuals we live in. Blah!amorphoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01101963415686406357noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1700057372767886234.post-72260019099683221552011-09-17T03:27:00.000+05:302011-09-17T03:27:21.361+05:30Top Gym Characters!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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homo sapiens. It has everything you need and they are ample in number to pay
heed. Every one over there is unique and I could not help but to mention it:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">The Receptionist/ Sexy Pouncing Kitten:</span> This girl will be
the Cleopatra of your Utopian gym. Just like the Rosie Huntington from the
movie Transformers 3 who wakes Shia LaBeouf up from his slumber with a cosmetically
enhanced smile. And I know for a fact that right then, Every guy sitting in the 3D theatre was
involuntarily leaning in front of the screen only have their fantasy shattered.
And come on! Whose girlfriend wakes her guy with a fitted mini skirt and a
slippery lip gloss on? It defies common sense! But we still love to drool over
the fantasy. This receptionist/kitten will give you a sudden jolt of confidence
in your masculinity. Her job there is to flirt strategically with you, so as to
leave you with the fantasy of an absurd thought that she “kinda” likes you.
This boost of testosterone will be enough to compel you into paying another
visit to her before you make up your mind to spend 10K or more, on that gym.
And if you aren’t, she will give you an actual demo and walkthrough of the Spa,
Sauna section etc to seal the deal. Trust me, it works on your fantasies like a
charm (you bet, she knows that too?).<span> Finally, y</span>ou leave the gym thinking that you have found your new love only to get
shock of your life the next day when she barely recognizes you. Now, don’t you
blame her, okay? Attracting gym clients is what her job is!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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of attention of all females<span> </span>in there,
but of yours too. However, you will focus on him for an entirely different set
of reasons that will range from his facial feature, accent, intelligence related flaws etc. Your ego will not let you get bogged down in front of his physical
stature. Nevertheless, you know you’ll try only to fail in the end. This spirit of
competition seeded by envy usually inspires you to lift 15 kg dumbells. I bet you know
what happens next? You sit tight at home with a muscle tear for a month which
does nothing to ameliorate your sordid vengeance on him.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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ask all irrelevant ways to exercises and will flutter her eyelids when the trainer
would keenly answer to her questions to capture him in a mesmerizing trance.</span></div>
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Guy’s sister from “Fantastic Four”. Her flexibility will do nothing to motivate
you into exercising more.Instead, she may infact be the biggest reason for your
distraction. She keeps reminding you of the adult stuff that you never got to see live. To make matter worse, she will do all sorts of flexible
stretchings, <i>aasanas</i><span> </span>that will leave you
bedazzled and will make you sleep lesser that night.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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orgasmic grunts while lifting a 2 kg dumble. Of course, he is under an
impression that it attracts the attention from the opposite sex. He will stare at a girl’s ass jogging on treadmill as if he is trying to focus
on her ass as a way to hypnotize her. He will ensure that he wears the least amount of
clothes while he works out and will have John Abraham’s Underwear teasing
scene’s Wallpaper from the song "Shup up and Bounce!" in his mobile phone. Needless to say, please watch out (guys
especially).Prevention is better than cure. You never know who this predator
might be preying on!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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a woman with a sports bra with minimum clothing over it and hotpants. She will
spend most of her time in the heavy weight training section or trainer’s room
asking for help on exercises in a hope to attract the greener pastures. To
top it, she will ensure that her revealing cleavage shines everyday with <span> </span>some shiny gloss that just makes her look all
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about the most and is obviously popular in the gym. He will be there in the gym
twice the amount you would see other trainers in there. He will have all the
latest sports gear and equipments with him and you could spot him in the same
place on Sundays because he has no friends/acquaintances outside gym. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Schwarzenegger. She will wear revealing outfit showing her ripped abdominal
cuts and nowhere-to-be-found assets. This woman is too intimidating for anyone
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imaginations that are unraveled every time you watch Kat-Von-D in L.A. Ink.
She will look like the local and more affordable Goth-girlfriend version of Christina Scabbia.
Her mysterious charm will attract and freak you out at the same time. You would
want to go and talk to her but you will always know that your plans will
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is unstoppable when it comes to doing aerobic exercises. She comes to the gym
only to get the male stares and to flaunt her perfectly fitting lycra tights to the other not-so-thin girls.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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reasons never seem to grow thin after hours of treadmill running and power
training. She will elude all the laws of Biomechanics and Biochemistry and will
restore your faith in Paranormal Institutions. You will see her being there in
the gym 24X7 but would never see a change in her look. All Murhy’s<span> </span>Laws will seem an exception to her. She is the one Gym managers craves for as she pays 20 percent share of the annual gym revenue.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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when you will see her struggling hard to find her phone while running on a
treadmill to text her boyfriend that she’s exhausted and is fainting, even
before pulling the ‘emergency stop’ plug. Repercussions of jogging/running beside
such a girl could be tragic as you might find how pathetic his boyfriend’s
life is, when she gets along with you somehow and you have to reply to her annoying text
messages every minute of your waking/sleeping hour. This girl will surely have
a full on make up and is aware of the pace at which she should exercise so as
to avoid sweating and ruining her make up. Besides texting, i-pod is the only
field of expertise she has, to her credit.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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conversation just when you saw the hottie jogging<span> </span>on the treadmill walking up to the water
cooler. He will always spoil all your chances of striking up a conversation or
using a cheesy pickup lines that you secretly read from one of those DIY( Do It
Yourself) Flirting books that you have downloaded from torrents. Only you will
understand the pain of keeping those e books hidden in some dark crevices of your laptop
so nobody comes to know how desperate you really are. This guy will invariably
spill your beans right when you don’t want anybody to.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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will have you amazed at her sleek and sharp features and at the same time, despise her husband out of your own self-loathing and jealousy. Even the most
sophisticated mathematical equations won’t be enough to prove that something
this bizarre could happen with non-celebrity people like her. You’ll burn to
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attention to her customized exercise schedule and will unnecessarily whine
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exercise he does. Of course, he owns the right to click pictures because he’s
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amorphoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01101963415686406357noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1700057372767886234.post-31349931975492453842011-09-16T05:00:00.000+05:302011-09-16T05:00:55.886+05:30Why an average Indian dude is frustrated?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ever wondered why an average young Indian male of Average
Indian libido is unable to attract Voluptuous India babe of our modern era?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Reason 10:</span> <i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Kyunki Saas bhi kabhi bahu thi</span></i>: This single daily
soap opera has turned out to be the worst nightmare of Indian men. "These docile
creatures had little idea of the catastrophic consequences of this daily soap" is how our future generation will quote this deed of ours in their history textbooks.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> All I get to see these days is the petrified look on every Indian as he looks at
his wife/daughter/sister/cousin being charmed by the daily-soap-alpha-males apparently
taking over a crore rupee worth empire in seconds with the brink of a
signature. Mihir
Virani for instance, has defied</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> all common sense and is even beyond the
scope of reincarnation believers. This one soap has impaired the psyche of more
innocent teens than the damage done by Rakhi Sawant’s Ideology principles
Speech on Mika’s smooch.</span></div>
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Probably yes! They spend hours crunched into making humongous biceps etc but
fail to understand that they look like size zero models below waistline. A classic case
of disproportionate assets (pun intended) if you know what I mean. To top it, these dudes wear orange
coloured jeans paired with silver ‘deep neck’ t-shirts that runs below their
cleavage (pun intended again). Cherry on the cake is when you get to see those
dudes with 48 bucks worth sunglasses walking into one of the shopping malls.
For the obvious reasons, our females have no reason to fall for them.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Reason 8: More than Average Eve Teasing: </span>We (guys as a group) seem to believe that passing comments
on some random girl walking nearby is flattering to her because</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">(a) Apparently, it displays our
confidence.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">(b) This is the only way we know how to communicate the appreciation of beauty.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Guys, We got it wrong! If you don’t believe me, ask the girl for
whom you wake up early morning and wait 20-60 minutes (on an average) on the same road that she
walks on just to check her out.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Reason 7: Axe: </span>This one weird smelling perfume seems to have our young male (unlike females) generation mesmerized. According to the advertisements, their range of products
can make you an overnight alpha male who can instantly convince women into
sleeping with them. WTF? But, in fact, it’s the opposite. The hygiene levels
(perceived by women) of Indian men plummeted after Axe started their obsessive advertising
campaign. On a positive note, it serves as a last minute resort for the guys who rush to meet their girlfriend(s) every evening on a location nearby girl's hostel which is the holy grail for guys interested in bird-watching or N.S.P. (<i>Nayan Sukh Praapti</i><b style="font-style: italic;">). </b>For general nerds who fail to understand this technical concept, it's similar to electron orbital where the probability of finding an electron is highest (more than 90%). This location (orbital) is called P.M.C. (<i>Piya Milan Chauraha). </i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Thankfully, A youngster from Delhi suburbs has taken an
initiative by suing Axe for misleading him into buying their products for
years. Rupees 6576 was his investment into this seduction fund. Money well spent, huh? One thing that surely minimizes
his chances of ‘scoring’ a girl to zero is that he let this desperate news go public!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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like living in a self-denial mode of Miss Mayawati on Julian
Assange’s Wiki leaks cable about she sending a jet plane back to her home only
to get her <i>chappals </i>back. WTF? she should have kept her mouth shut because it’s irrelevant whether those were highly customized
Bathroom <i>chappals </i>or not.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Photoshop
has evolved with the dynamic needs of our Indian male population ranging from
the need to look fair without using a SPF 30 Sunscreen, to saving up money on
getting braces from a dentist for those monstrous teeth. It has
liberated men of our generation from the shackles of the obligation of bathing,
shampooing hairs, shaving, exercising, eating healthy food etc. This one tool will always be remembered as the turning point in the history
of mankind. It’s the only savior of male population in an era where you can’t
even manage to get a girl to look at you because she’s busy finding her Prince
Charming on facebook with thousands of clicks scrolling over display pics of
guys (stalkers) in her flooded friend requests tab.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Reason 5: Mutual understanding among the members of the
fairer sex: </span>Facebook is usually blamed for being a biased social
networking platform. For every character that a female writes as her status
update, she gets an average 21 likes and 15 comments. Even a simple “.” posted as
a status update by a female can cause a deluge of comments of concern from male
counterparts. And we all know what happens when a dude writes something
similar. :P Nevertheless, I recently came to know about the symbiotic
relationship among girl-friends in context of display pics of facebook. They have a general
consensus on liking, re-liking, re-re-liking a display pic of their girl-friends
only to ensure that her DP is there on the top most section of your facebook
newsfeed called “Top-News”. In fact, I came to know that the best way to keep
your DP on the top in “Top News” section is to tell your friends to like it,
and then unlike it only to re-like it again and so on. The same tactics follows for ‘comments’
as a natural corollary from the Laws of Facebook-ing. On the contrary, boys can never be this
intelligent and hence they are nowhere close to winning this Cyber survival race unless they develop similar Advanced mutual cooperation mechanisms. Guys, I think you all got the message, right?</span></div>
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masculinity which refused to shave off those facial hairs that not only hurts
your persona but also the imagination of a woman who never tells her husband to
shave it off because it brutally bruises her even when she thinks of you being
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people I respect from the bottom of my heart are those 64 people who survived the inevitable
wrath of this movie in theatre and had
the courage to take all those bullets in their brains. They had the sense of
duty, courage and urgency in the times of national crisis which motivated them to write
their last words as reviews before dying of mental trauma on <a href="http://www.imdb.com/">www.imdb.com</a> for this movie, to avert this national disaster.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> May their soul, RIP!</span></div>
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she came into Bollywood. Life has never been the same. Honestly, It is still hard to believe that a female and her Cosmetic Surgeon is unable to understand
the difference between a cosmetic surgery intended for humane-seduction and that of an alien species. They say that “less
is more” and “some things are better left unsaid”. That should suffice here for
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amorphoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01101963415686406357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1700057372767886234.post-24561371185522331832011-08-12T19:48:00.000+05:302011-08-12T20:02:55.339+05:30What is Cosmopolitan Stupidity?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Disclaimer:</span><br />
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">The Cosmopolitan that I am talking about is definitely different from the gossip magazine Cosmopolitan.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">This is the inaugural first post and so I am forced to write about what this blog is all about and what it's not going to be about?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> As per Dictionary meaning of the word "Cosmopolitan":</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f0f0f8; font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;"></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f0f0f8;"> <span class="senseGP" style="display: block; font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;"> </span></span></ul><ul style="list-style-type: none; margin-top: 0px;"><li style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: -4px; margin-top: 4px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f0f0f8;"><span class="senseGP" style="display: block; font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;"><span class="supr2" style="color: #003399;">2</span> (of a plant or animal) found all over the world.</span></span></li>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f0f0f8;"> <span class="senseGP" style="display: block; font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;"> </span></span></ul><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f0f0f8;"><span class="senseGP" style="display: block;"><span class="psg" style="display: block; font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">▶<span class="ps" style="color: #003399; font-style: italic;">noun</span></span></span></span><br />
<ul style="font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; list-style-type: none; margin-top: 0px;"><li style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: -4px; margin-top: 4px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f0f0f8;"><span class="senseGP" style="display: block;"><span class="supr2" style="color: #003399;">1</span> a cosmopolitan person, plant, or animal.</span></span></li>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f0f0f8;"><span class="senseGP" style="display: block;"> </span></span></ul><ul style="font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; list-style-type: none; margin-top: 0px;"><li style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: -4px; margin-top: 4px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f0f0f8;"><span class="senseGP" style="display: block;"><span class="supr2" style="color: #003399;">2</span> a cocktail made with Cointreau, lemon vodka, cranberry juice, and lime juice.</span></span></li>
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</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f0f0f8;"><span class="senseGP" style="display: block;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">'We' refers to a general youth tendency that I have been exposed to and on which I base my observations, inference, prognosis. And so, these observations are bound to be of critical nature and are open to criticism. Criticism are truly welcomed because it's no fun when you don't know how the world is on the other side of the hedge?</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f0f0f8;"><span class="senseGP" style="display: block;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">My tryst with over 8 schools, graduation college, buddies, cosmopolitan city lifestyle, cosmo culture, dudes, dudettes, youth, athletes, professionals, parties, mess ups, screw ups, fights has been crazy enough to document all this shit. and before you reach off-the-record judgments let me say it again, it's a "documentation". A documentation of not a star studded perfect life but off beat, abnormal (not extraordinary) life of youth. It's not about a boy or girl but it's about the real secretive us with innate vulnerabilities, insecurities, complexities that we never admit to face. Last but not the least, All the characters, names, instances, creatures in this may or may not be imaginary because I don't hold any guarantee to it. Perspectives can be equivocally interesting or boring. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f0f0f8;"><span class="senseGP" style="display: block;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> I guess that's enough Blah! to help you figure that there is a lot of Stupid Shit about to hit the fan. So, go run for your life. In case, you have endured this far in reading this scribbling (LOL!) and intend to share your side of the story, criticism, opinion etc...YOU are welcomed on this 'cheap' easy access space.</span></span></span></div></div></div>amorphoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01101963415686406357noreply@blogger.com0